Friday, May 11, 2007

Woo Hoo!


My blog site has reached an all time high... 2 viewers!!!


(Thank you saberrox and xhalax.)


TGIF, again. Ravenholm is a distant memory, now - but what a chapter! Im a nice bit into high-way 17, which also kicks ass. The buggie has a HANDBRAKE!!! So now its gran turismo meets HL2. Greatest game EVER made.



Look at those graphics.

Im on bebo now, just search for "scruvy toymachine" and youll find me.

So, any news?

Tuesday, May 08, 2007


MORE HALF LIFE!!! (2)





Im loving Ravenholm soooooo much. My friends think im crazy, they hated it. Here you see several "zombies"; humans with head crabs latched onto their heads and lost of all sence of control. I pity the zombies and so tend to just leave them be. (this is a screen shot from the Internet - I didn't kill the ones on the floor). I mean, the poor fethers! Mabye they want to be put out of thier misery, and im being cruel by being kind.

Shoud one catch fire it screams.


(Grins as he remembers how he tried to release a zombie from a cage. But instead turned on the gas.)
Ive just made it to the Grave yard at ravenholm. And im mildly paranoyed.

Aww look, idn't i cute! Oh look at that its trying to gorge my face. This, my friends, is the Head Crab!!! (Left is Hl1. Yeah yeah, laugh at the graphics - but know that game was made 10 - 11 years ago! Right is HL 2, made 2 years ago. Yeah! Find fault with that!!!
Your probably sick of me droning on and on about Hl and Ravenholm... Why am I donig this? Because I can!
Any recomendations for games? When I finsh this ill be doing episode 1, 2 if its out by then, but then your recomendations will be judged!
Blog ahoy.

Monday, May 07, 2007

More Half Life !!!

Its taken over my life, again. And i thought HL1 was the best game ever made. Well, considering it was almost 10 years ago - but hey!!!



Look! Ravenholm.
Scary as Shit.
And thats why i LOVE it !!!
Its a resident evil meets half-life. What more do you want? This is the spot where I am EXACTLY. About an hour into the zombie infested hell. 10 minutes after you meet "fast" headcrab-zombies.
Some trivia: Ravenholm is so zombie infested because the combie tested head crabs as biological weapons there, firing pods into the city.
The first thing you see in ravenholm is a torso hanging from a tree. (Lovely!)
But this is just one of soooo many good chapters. Its not all zombies, but it helps.
Congrats, Valve, yours is truely the game of all time.
...Im paranoyed now.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

HI ALL!!!!

T.G.I.F

Happy friday in advance. My favourite day in the god awful week.

I hate having noting to talk or brag about right now...
hmm...

Oh! Hl2!! What a game! May only be several hours in but its up there with the best games ive ever played, for graphics and gameplay, but thats only the begining. The story rocks, the physics are incredibly accurate (something you wouldn't normaly say / think about a game).




TeeHee.
Head crabs, see? Like the things in alien, but way cooler. And Cuter. Possessing humans. Via the head. Thus the Name. Head crabs. Head Humpers, if you really want... XD

If you want one of the best games EVER, or simply have nothing to do, alot of money and a super computer, highly recomended.


Is your realm / blog / chaos waste / workshop / home as boring this week?
Blog away.